Andy Waterhonk

Andy Waterhonk (1990-1991) was an astronaut, and a Saltman. He is famous for having no feet, instead having two extra external kidneys. He led the 1990 expedition to Pluto, the findings of which later proved that Pluto was not a planet.

He was born on 25 June 1990, to a Spanish sailer, and his lover, Bobistic. He had a troubled childhood, as his feet-kidneys made sure he could not partake in activities such as football, or walking.

He found out that he was a Saltman when his left arm disintegrated into salt. On the 30th of June, 1991 he invented the bicycle, when trying to build a unicycle. He added a second wheel, accidentally, and the bicycle was born.

Although he lived for just over a year, Waterhonk made many changes to the Saltmen community.

For example, he protested against the persecution and execution of Christian children.

It is rumored that the left button on his favourite shirt holds the power of 12 unborn rhinos.