Just Raymond

Justin "Just" Raymond (1921-2003) was a proffesional assassin, most famous for killing Satan, and is a Saltman.

He was abandoned as a baby when thumb|361px|left|Just's Head Explodeshis father, Jesus was brutally murdered by Satan. From that day on, he swore he would find and kill Satan. A strong promise from a three-month old. When he was five, he met George Craicnose, who was six at the time, and spat on him. This triggered World War 5. And they gathered armies to fight against each other. People around the world were amazed by the child-generals, and no-one knew why they were so powerful.

3 years later, after losing the war to Craicnose, he was diagnosed with Glassitus, and had to get laser eye surgery. The opticion was amazed to find that the eight year old had eyes of salt. At the mention of this, Just recalled a legend his grandfather, God had told him when he was 1 (in months). The legend was of the Saltmen, a species of extraordinary creatures with eyes of salt crystals. God told him that saltmen were said to have died out, which was a shame, because they were really cool. Just decided that, with the power of salt, he could finally kill Satan. Since he was only eight, he waited twelve years until he was out of college, and had a degree in Physics and Assassination. He stalked Satan for 2 hours, until ripping his head off, and pooping down his neck. When he was at home, watching TV he noticed SpiderGuy looked a lot like his childhood enemy, George Craicnose. When the end credits came, he found out it was indeed George. That very moment a knock on the door made him turn into a piece of popcorn chicken. After recovering, he opened the door. There stood Craicnose, come to congratulate him on killing Satan. Raymond thought it was a joke until he noticed that George's eyes were made of salt. He was also a saltman. They hugged, and had a sleepover, talking about their feelings.He died in 2003, 15 years old, his head exploded. In 2005 they cut open his dead body and found a baby, who they named Poopy Mc SpecklePants. Poopy is now head of a electronics company, and an avid novelist.