George Craicnose

George "Spidey" Craicnose, Born 1923, Died 2001 was a Saltman, and the founding father of the Saltmen Sadventracon, a group including Just Raymond, who eventually found themselves being the government of Ghasdzax Chgam (Saltmen Country). The Sadventracons were quite good at making desicions (they sorted it out by hugging and crying together whilst sharing secrets). George is well known for his role in the smash hit SpiderGuy.

In 1934, he married Sshadghjaksfuy Smith, a famous Chef at the time. They had two children named Dsfgh (Can't you tell how to pronounce it from the spelling?) and Wio.JJ Jean (Why-O-Dot-Jay-Jay-Jeen). Wio is now a famous photographer. Dsfgh is a nurse.

When filming SpiderGuy, George caught a nasty disease called Rtyuhgfhsaf (Ruh-Tie-Ugg-Fch-Sof) which makes you have the urge to run up and down stairs. He died in 2001 from falling down some stairs (stay-er-z)

His wife was so sad she resorted to stuffing her fist in her mouth instead of buying food. Wio.JJ Jean married a woman called Hklgas (Huckle-Gas) Clickson, and had eleven children, and beacause neither of them had good memorys they named them One (Wun), Two (Too), Three (The-Reed), Four (Fo), Five (Johnson), Six (Sicks), Seven (Severus Snape), John (Jon), Mary (Merry) Ten (Ten), and Fghjaksqwacktonleviosa. All eleven of them died in a paper aeroplane crash on the 14th of May 2011.