Poopy Mc SpecklePants

Poopy was born in 2005, two years after it's father Just Raymond's death. Poopy is famous because of it's unknown gender. Just look at that piece of crap. It was bullied in school because it was different and everyone pooed in it's bed. One day, when it was 2 years old, it had had enough and ran away to live with the cave-men

and dinosaurs. It didn't know it, but it was a Saltman, and could fly, as long as it was in a plane. One day it's step father, namely Gerard Butler attempted to strangle it.

It escaped and took a midnight train to the south of Spain. It was very dark cos it was midnight so the train drove into an orphanage. No one was hurt except Poopy who was impaled in the brain. He didn't die though. After all it had been through, it wrote a book called The Shining. His disturbed mind created a story about some elevator filled with twins and poo.

After it's novels success you'd think it would just curl up and die but no, it decided to start an electronics company called Microsoft. It wasn't really an electronics company cos it just made windows. Heh heh. Windows.

Some people say the Raymond clan were the best of the Saltmen. They sure were before Poopy was born.