Saltmen Wiki

Welcome to the Saltmen Wiki
This Wiki is about the brave and loyal Saltmen, who are now dying out. There eyes are made of salt, hence the name. They look exactly like humans except for their eyes, and that they have no brains.

WHO ARE SALTMEN?

Saltmen are human-like creatures with salt crystals for eyes. They were thought to be extinct, until opticians around the world began realising that many of their patients had salt-eyes. This is why an optician is featured on the Saltmen flag. Famous Saltmen include Just Raymond, George Craicnose and Poopy Mc SpecklePants